aeon-fux:

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

*black people in the audience laugh nervously* 

(via twerketeer)

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me and bae having sex
  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar
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If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one. (via fragmunt)

(Source: mylesbianloveblog, via c-linic)

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do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

(Source: tricycl, via takemehomeorcallmemaybe)

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fantasticsteve:

romanticize self love 2k14

(via succeeding)

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bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via succeeding)

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sanctaury:

teamalphari:

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

DANNY PHANTOM OMG

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